Brad Ferro takes “pounding it out” to a whole new level. And by new level, I mean Snook-bears dome piece.
I’m ready for “Frequently-Shirtless Heterosexual Male Understands That Gay Men Are Able To See Him, Does Not React Violently” to stop being newsworthy.
If I’m not mistaken, “The Situation” actually refers to a chip on his shoulder the size of Maryland. It is completely unremarkable that he’ll take attention wherever he can get it.
Great Theme Party Idea: “Jersey Shore”
(via passthemike)
There is an Ed Hardy clock at Ross Dress for Less for exactly this purpose.
If this show was about blacks instead of Italians, it would be the most racist thing ever.
“Yeah, well, I noticed that my jawline is significantly wider than my forehead. I thought a fauxhawk would complement that effect nicely.”

